=/

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

CNY days.
I just gambled,slept and played with bomb packs.
Bomb packs are fun.I put 1 in the fountain and in a basement carpark.Then. BOOM. Shocked the BGA security guard.Saw him jump and started speaking @(&$*!$1.
Yes and recieved red packets too.

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Went to watch I NOT STUPID TOO today at Plaza Sing,12.40.
It was damn sad but some parts quite funny.The Chengcai father is the saddest.Buy the ninja turtle bag then wear it himself damn sad.In the end die some more.
The old granny at the end was damn clown.Surrendered herself to the police and yet look so happy.
Yeah sad show la.Anyway after the movie went to YAMAHA to see Aaron and Pok strum some guitars where I played ODE TO JOY again.
Saw Kai at X-zone with his JH.Daytona king.
Yeah had reunion dinner at Changi,grandma's place.Was fun played some gay computer game with my cousin and then I went home.Just arrived home.
I'm beat and want to get ready for tomorrow's big day.
Cheers

Friday, January 27, 2006

Haha yeah today was quite nice.
Had science double period then had science test.Wasn't too bad actually.I almost had nerves.Later at the chem lab played with carrots and some chemicals.Had english after that, made Joshua Mah go crazy.Not my fault.I didn't know his head has some problem.
Later recess then CNY celebrations.Some china clowns came and hosted the show.But I'll skip to the golden banana.Don't know what he was doing except that I only saw him fondling the guy's chest.
Later some girls from Peirce came and did some modern dance.Whoa it was really nice.I enjoyed it.Then they kept smiling and smiling.Lol.Mr Lee mouth damn big and he was slack.Open the mouth so big for houseflies to fly in.
Yeah after that went to primary school side to see Mrs Hoon and Mrs Goh.Ding Lao Shi wasn't there because she was on mc.How sad.Anyway Mrs Hoon said I was TALL.Whooo.Mrs Goh said my hairstyle was nice ahahahahhahahahahha.I didn't know la because Brandan messed up my hair for me.
She said all of us were good actors.That is, Springsfield, Chuen Chin, Jw and Brandan and me.
How sad, we are good in acting good.
Hmm later went to Brandan's house.Ate KFC there . His dog kept smelling Springsfield leg.Ahaha.I think she sniffed drugs from Springsfield.
Yeah went home after that and parents and sister went to Orchard but I didn't go.I slept.
Yeah tomorrow maybe going out but after that there's MASS.AND reunion dinner.
Cheers

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Yes today was another gay ass slack-off-my-butt day.
Can't talk much about school, nothing happened although I finally know how to play 5 notes of ODE TO JOY on the guitar during music.
ODE TO JOY equals to gay song.
Yeah after school went with Pok,Aaron and Kai to J8.
Hmm went to the guitar shop where we clowned there for like half an hour.Aaron and Kai are really pro.Pok too.All I can play is ODE TO JOY and its not even the whole song.
Saw sister at J8.How sad so many people with her so I was scared shit by her gang and went off to 7-11 to buy 8 days and Newpaper.
They were in a gang of 6.
I was with THREE
Anyway after went home walked home with Aaron but he forgot to bring his keys so I waited for 15 mins with him
Walked home after that and NOW my sister is laughing at me for the incident at J8.
Retarded St Nicks Monkey

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Uh today was quite slacky.
Had science in the morning didn't sleep at all=D. It was quite interesting this morning and Mr ting teaching us about proton numbers which until now I still don't see why protons need numbers and Naden was asking so many questions=D.

PE.Haha I slacked because I had injured my wrist. Stupid __________. Mr FABulous.

Ok later after recess had 2 period of english and now I have to type out this stupid script.=( Then I was throwing lots of things at people but they didn't know it was me ahahahha!Tapped peoples' shoulder too.I know I childish thanks=).

Had assembly then. HBK is one greedy monkey. He builds gay ass fountains in our school and then says we are in a 300,000 dollar deficit.Retard. If he likes building fountains so much,at LEAST he shouldn't be in debt. Yeah and he tells us to give like 160 bucks to the school EACH. What does he think we are? ATM machines?Oh yes,the worst thing is when he came up, we thought he was going to motivate the school and encourage us to work harder, instead this lousy fagg told us that the SCHOOL needed money because we're in a 300,000 dollar debt.
Yeah but the later part was nice. Drummers of different instruments came.It was really nice but we saw it last year too and I think the indian guy is getting old.He wasn't enthu at all this year.

Went J8 with Norman where he US-ed some girls and told me what he saw.Jackass.But I also saw it too=)
Did homework and went home
Oh yeah
Arsenal lost to Wigan on away goals
I pity Bryan Lauw=D

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Totally mugging my brains out for some science that we're going to have either tomorrow or FRIDAY
Friday is meant to be CNY celebrations.
HBK the slave driver=(.
Oh yes,sorry my science test is all about some invisible holy things called atoms which are the building blocks of everything.
And protons
and electrons
and diffusion.
I hate chemistry but at least it's much better than physics.
I love bio though
=(

Haha ok today was quite fun in the morning.
Went for R&E and then played some monkey game so I was paired with Jordan then I went to talk alot of shit about him
Later played some icebreaker game called SPLAT.I was splatting everyone like mad until SZB went and splat me when I was top 5=(.
SAE ZAI BAO.
Yes then later double period chinese.I found out Kenneth Tan is a pervert la he surfs P and then he kept asking me what kind of girls I like so in the end I smashed his nuts and he was overcome with pain in his balls.HOLY MOLE=D.
Later Mr Teo lesson after recess.Kenneth Tan still continued his shit so I whacked his face and when he was grabbing his face like some assclown I smashed his nuts again so he went =0 and then in the end his face was red and he kept noiseless for the whole lesson.I hope his nuts don't swell tomorrow.
DOUBLE KO.
Yes later IT searched for some gay nuts answers to give MR MOK.
Went to J8 with Norman the BAF then did my homework there and NOW I'M DEVOID OF HOMEWORK YES.



bye

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Today I was attacked by a group of monkeys at the bus stop.

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Haha today was fun as all Saturdays are.
Went to grandma's house after doing homework at 3.30.
I went alone again and as usual 961 was full of old people=/
Then later played soccer haha some girls came to play with us and they were like 7 and 10 so my cousin was showing off to them and he fell down.loser.
I didn't play when the girls came because I didn't want to make any AHEM unwanted physical contact.
I did something else=D
After dinner went to tiong bahru plaza where I saw this really nice adidas superstar ed but it was priced at a total high of 119 dollars=(.
Cousin changed shoe and went to buy ice cream for him.
Asked him to bite my ice cream he licked it then I was like tell you to lick don't want then 1 auntie with her daughters laughed so I shut up and walked away.
Then now Im at home.
Little cousin didn't come its not fair=(

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Today was fun and slacky.
Had english lesson double period.Called the kayaking guy some name then he threw a pencilbox at me but the teacher scolded him but not me whoohoo!
Yes
Later after school went with Johnathan,Jason,Norman and Qi Puss to J8.Ate macdonalds and some girl was there and she seems to know everyone.
Anyway Jason put 2 trays in the dustbin but then 1 slipped into it so we were going wtf.
Then I told the girl that the tray was in the dustbin and she smiled and said YOU DARE.
Hahaha.
Johnathan seems to like her but she's like 16 plus so sad=(
The girl is nice though really friendly and works damn hard
Later went home had to wait for Jason for 2 mrts
=(
Then now I am going to mug dying=(

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Whoo.... Suck day today.Had science in the morning really sleepy I wanted to sleep but I was scared of Mr Ting shouting his fat ass off at me
PE sucked.2.4 km I wanted to die.
Later double period english well it was ok anyway presented some powerpoint and I was the only doob apart from Naden who read.Oliver Twist is starting to suck.I fell asleep watching it.
Assembly was OWNED.
Some China kukus came here to blow a recorder through the nose and some waste time to blow candles out with their noses.But they're pro.Alot of power from their noses.
This doob blew up a balloon with his eye =0.
=.= yeah time flies damn quick tomorrow its gonna be thurs and soon the weekend will come.
Can't wait.
Tomorrow music.We're learing GUITAR.
Our school is rich=D

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Ok today was quite slack.Had R&E(I think)in the morning.Some sort of cat class.It was nice anyway because we talked about wanking as I shouted in class that Jordan wanked in camp then Mr Paul Ng went on to talk about wanking,gays and how gays have sex
=D Fun,fun,fun.
Later had Zhao Lin Mao's lesson.It was =0 boring,that doob talked about sex.Inexperienced yet so old.Then he talked about boobs=.=.Yes boobs.Cheekopek funky monkey.
Later had recess.Norman whacked me like 10 times because I suaned him.
It didn't hurt.=D
After recess was slack.slack.slack.Had relieve teacher coming in during history.JOB whacked me and kept saying "Whack me la you hum ji isit" because I went to beat on him once. He's a Nippon Japo.Damn ugly and speaks like shit.Jappy asswhore.
Whoo MR MOK.He changed from angel to demon.But still quite good
Yeah later waited for Aaron and Jason to finish lessons and then we went to some shack to eat lunch and went to j8 for awhile.
Went home after that.
Oh yeah,
Kenneth Tan tried to make me smell his socks today
I told him to fuc* off

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Church=D

I've just realise how fun church can be if you are listening to the priest though I don't know why don't ask me.Our church was mobbed by catholic-indians for the last 5 15 mins of mass but I couldn't hear what the mission-man said because he was mumuring and I think I am half deaf.
The choir was cool though first time I saw an Indian Choir but they were singing professionals cum catholic cum Indian.So it was nice but I fell asleep 5 minutes into the song and then my mother shook me awake.
THE SHAME
Later I went to thomson plaza and helped my sister buy this big pot of noodles and I bought another bowl of noodles and then I was treated like a slave by my sister because I have to carry her food to her everytime.
My mum and my sister went to NTUC while I went home because I was feeling sleepy so I nearly dropped the key down 18 stories because i yanked the key out from the hole so hard.I helped my key hole wank.
Im realizing now how nice it is to have a blog with no FUC*S on it
I have accomplished something wonderful
Applaud me thank youuuuuuuuu.
Tomorrow there's school.
=(

I shall not post vulgarities in this blog anymore.Yes.Changing for the better.New year resolution hahaha.
Okay today was quite okay woke up and did my homework till 1.Then went to eat my lunch.My sister's friends came.Really big sized,I feel so small and tiny.=(.Yes. anyway one of them watched some movie that I was watching so i went wt* and then I went to the kitchen to tell my mother that the ice cream had melted because I was feeling small.
Later went to my grandma's house took 165 then switched to 961.165 was really quiet but there was this girl quite c.I think its my neighbour.I didn't waste time oogling at her though.
961 was full of old people.I felt left out.
Reached my grandma's house and played with my cousin.She's cute.9 months old hahaha.
I went to play soccer at the playground as well.All the young clowns were there and they teamed up with my cousins against me alone and thus I was mobbed by this group of younglings and they played soccer like they were lunatics so I was like =0.
Later ate dinner and played with my cousins and the 9 month old cousin somemore.My sis played with her too.
Then I went home and passed into Sunday
Bye

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

HAHA ASSCLOWN CAMP DAMN FUN
KAYAKING WAS DAMN FUN BUT LAST PART HAD TO KAYAK BACK FOR LIKE 1000000 hours so in the end we damn suck.
then next 2 days rain to hell.
all the fucking activities cancelled
fucking flying fox cancelled
then in the end i got hyphothermia at the last day
then i walked home from the bus stop in the fucking rain
until i was soaked.
then later slept for like 5 hours till 10pm.
then the conclusion is that camp was fucked by rain

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

I'M BACK.
Like that's going to make an impact to our sunny society

Mr Lee had his speech today
I don't want to go and say it point by point
It depresses me