Hey pals! Homecoming this year wasn't as exciting as last year but nevertheless it was fun! Spent an hour in the toilet going retarded and talking cock, with Brian Wong teaching us the super cool pick up line! The performance wasn't that bad after all I guess. All credits to Jackson for learning two songs in just a day! Applause! Hmmm yeah Valerie Lim came so late. Who ask you! So yeah, overall, it was NICE WHAT!

Told you toilets were cool!

Hey people of the world! Today was a really fun day. Firstly we could come to school late as it was a Friday and then the lessons were so slack. After school I headed to the dentist endured a gruelling 1 hour of scaling and polishing. Ouch. Yeah after that I headed back to school to help with the Homecoming shizzle and then Brandan ,Joshua and I went over to the primary school site where we found a net near the pond and we started to catch fishes. It made us estatic and we found our long lost childhood. I reached home at 7, bathed, went for tuition and I'm here now.

Every recess seems to end with 7 of us in a toilet cubicle playing, with er, yes.

Fancy a carrotstick anyone?

Cheers.

The last post was fucked up by the way! Don't give two hoots about it!

So much for this first week of school. Fucking shit, everything's going wrong.HAHAHAH.

Oh well, it happened last year, it's going to happen this year. I'm cursed! Seems like every year I get fucked in the back.Around this time too.

Hey pricks, I went to cut my hair by the order of some nosy motherfucker so yeah, now my hair sucks.Oh well, in two weeks it'll be back to normal. So fuck you,*censored*.

Hey pricks. Two of my teachers are pregnant! So I have to walk carefully now

Hey pals! After catching Fantastic 4 today, which wasn't fantastic at all, I have to say that my love for Jessica Alba has never been stronger!

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Hey people!There is an ant invasion in my house! Apparently there's an ant nest outside at the corridor and millions of ants are now swarming into the house! Just the other day when I was peeing there were so many ants on the toiletbowl.They like the scent of my pee. So I took the hose and sprayed water at the enemies. All of them drowned and went to hell.Or Heaven. It was a massacre. I murdered in cold blood! Noooo. I've sinned.

Cheers.

Hey people, it's the last week of the holidays! Now I'm gonna treat it like the March Holidays so yeah! WHOO its the first day of the March Holidays! REJOICE!

People seem to get so depressed over things nowadays. I don't know, maybe its just the stress.

Today is Saturday.

I'm so bored I'm resorting to blogging everyday. Oh well, I shall study. Yeah, after like one month of doing nuts.

Cheers.

Hey people this morning when I woke up I found a huge mosquito bite on my armpit! Either the mosquito was being stupid, or it liked to withdraw blood in privacy in the safety of my hairy forest.Maybe its because I smell so nice.

Anyway yesterday I went out to do homework and I finished up my geography and part of my english! I could have continued on my english though, but I was dragged away.Tsktsk. :D

Cheers.

Man, today was so boring. I didn't have the mood to do anything.So I just turned on the air con and lay on my bed staring into space for practically the whole day. There's no motivation to do anything, not there's anything to do anyway. Alright there's homework and stuff, but there's no entertainment! No new movies, no new nothing, yeah. So much contrast from last year's June Holidays.

I think I went out more this holiday though. Still, Singapore is so small, unlike my prick.

Cheers.

Hey people! Alright I stayed over at my cousin's house and around 1.30 today I left for home and then after a quick shower I went off to meet Aaron and Valerie to catch the show Ocean's 13. During the show, there was this guy sitting beside me who was barefooted and his feet stank till my face became corroded. Yeah. Oh before the show 3 of us were at Taka trying to become sneaky photographers. Yeah and that Valerie with her power cam obviously thrashed our asses. Mine at least. Not fair. Okay after the show we went to eat at Newton and we went home.

I'll do it to you the Johnny Gan way! Hot and sloppy!

Hey folks! Seems like we can make loads of obscene stuff using the products of the fast food chain Macdonalds! Well the other time we made man-gravy using mayonaise from there and just as recently as today Aaron did such a good blowjob on his ice cream cone that it gradually resembled that biorganic rod growing between our legs!Macdonalds is INDEED the place for young budding male teenagers overflowing with testerones.

There's also Ronald McFondled.

Enjoy.

Hey people of the good nation! The first week of the June Holidays has whizzed by and soon school is gonna reopen again! Okay I won't make anyone sink deeper into depression. Honestly school has been shit.

It's been ages since my last long post. I shall find the heart to do it, but there's nothing much to talk about, so yeah. Penis!