What a day today.Well, we had a battlefied tour that caused us to go all over Singapore.Firstly, we went to Fort Canning Park where we scared the shit out of each other deep down in the underground bunker.Next we went to Changi Chapel and Museusm where pictures shall now take over this blog.

First up,our pathetic lunch that made us long for human meat.


Next, the nutcase of Beijing.


Then we concluded our tour at Kranji War Memorial.

I got the Japanese General surrender autograph ok don't mess around ah.


Thus,that concluded our boring tour around World War Two sites.When we reached school, Mr Teo pumped Kenzo,Eric,Johnathan and Springs 40 because those retards were playing poker at the Kranji War Memorial.Playing amongst 28,500 people resting in peace.=.=

Cheers

God if you let me prevail on Sat 1 of July, I will let you prevail me forever.

Whew, Im all busted out after the soccer marathon at my house void deck with Aaron and Jason.Firstly,Jason and I won Aaron 3-1,followed by Aaron and my ass winning Jason 3-0 then finally my lucky prick winning their asses 3-2.Then we took turns to take penis penalties.We all failed and died.Next we were tired as hell so we played a shitty game and we called ourselves Stephen Appiah,Gattuso and Bernard Lim,the commentator of the S-league soccer matches.

Bye all I have to go soak my feet in medicated oil for playing barefooted and getting stepped on by Aaron and Jason

Cheers.

I heard my whole neighbourhood is going to be demolished and upgraded.They call this an 'EMBLOC'.I hope my block isn't going down,I still want to see the reservoir from my balcony everyday.

I end this lovely post here.Oh yes,before I publish this short post,there's something I want to voice out.

YOU ALL PENIS HDB MEN.TEARING DOWN 7 BLOCKS AND LETTING THIS WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD BE RAVAGED BY THE SOUNDS OF DRILLING AND WIELDING FOR 4 LONG GAY YEARS? IF YOU HAVE SO MUCH MONEY TO SPEND SWINGING OVERSIZED BOWLING BALLS AT 7 FLATS TO BRING THEIR ASSES DOWN TO GROUND ZERO, WHY NOT YOU USE THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS YOU HAVE TO UPGRADE OUR DAMN LIFTS SO THAT IT WOULDN'T STOP AT EVERY 5 FLOORS AND FORCE POOR OLD GRANNIES WHOSE LEGS ARE AS FRAGILE AS SOME 1500 YEAR OLD ORNAMENT FROM CHINA TO CLIMB 5 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS BUT TO LET OUR LIFTS STOP AT EVERY FLOOR SO THAT OLD FOLKS WON'T HAVE A HEART ATTACK OR AN ASTHMA ATTACK EVERYTIME THEY COME BACK HOME FROM TAICHI AT BISHAN PARK EH? PENIS TOWN COUNCIL.

Cheers
Ps(Thanks Amanda for rectifying my sorry error)

RUN RUN RUN AWAY FROM THE COOKIE MONSTER BECAUSE HE WANTS TO MAKE YOUR PENIOD INTO DOUGH

-I've done thousands of guitars,thousands lah for 27 years.

- If you go to Europe,WHICH I have been to, you will always see a guitar shop with a workshop behind it.In Singapore, only we do it.

- I'll give you a one month warranty,then after that not my business anymore.

-When I have finished fixing your guitar, I'll take your guitar brand sticker off and put MY sticker so people will know its by me.

- If people tell you they can fix it for $65 dollars,don't believe ok.Only I can do it properly.No problem.



If you were wondering what were these 5 quotes above were about,sadly to say,they were words from a scammer.

Now for my opinion.


DAN ENTERPRISES MY ASS.SCAMMING IS YOUR BUSINESS,NOT REPAIRING GUITARS.WHEN I STEP INTO YOUR WEENY WORKSHOP AND TAKE A WHIFF, ALL THE SMOKE FROM YOUR CIGARETTE BUD COMES TO MAKE ME SUFFOCATE.

Hey people.Today was quite a fun one.Well firstly I slept at 6.30am and I woke up at 11.30am.Yeah after that I went out to drum and then aaron and I went to Pacific Plaza and bought two quiksilver t-shirts each.Well I think the t-shirts were nice.30% off.HOOOO!Yeah after that we took 162 all the way to Shenton Way and then 167 back home.HOOO!I was walking around Fullerton shouting HOOOO and "TOMO,HARD GAY O"
Ok
Cheers

JAPANESE COOL ANOT HUH.HARD GAY.HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

People keep asking me what's prick.Don't ask me.Ask Aaron.

Anyway if all you people who happen to be reading THIS blog and see the mad stints of Hard Gay and want to see more,please go to www.youtube.com and type in 'HARD GAY ENGLISH'.Thank you all for letting me become Japanese Fetish.

Ok yesterday Aaron came to my house to watch the World Cup match between Spain and Ukraine and it was a thrashing.4-0.I was like wtf. Anyway he was staying over and halfway we went to order Canadian Pizza and order a CHEESY TURKEY and BBQ Chicken Bonazala whatever.2 for price of 1.Yeah then we watched the Longest Yard while eating.Sugarbear.Yeah after that we watched the Matrix and we went to my room to watch some gay vids of burning.We went back out to the living room at 2.30 where we watched New Police Story.Lol yes JACKIE chan.Okay we felt real hungry again at 3am so we ordered Macdonalds.We watched the Transporter 2 and went to sleep at 5.30am.We were asleep in 5 minutes.

Cheers.
HARD GAY AH HOOOOOO!

Check this out.



After you finished with that, check THIS out.Oh yes,for the first vid,they were not supposed to laugh. So see their expressions.



Hope you all have fun.
Cheers.I have turned Japanese-fetish

I've been watching too many movies in the wee hours of the morning like Dukes of Hazzard, Alien vs Predator,The Shining,The Island,Transporter 2, so on and so forth.That's what holidays are for.TO STAY UP.I like staying up doing things. Somehow when I looked down from 18 stories onto the road at 2am in the morning and see no cars, I feel like Im the only prick alive in this godforsaken world.Then suddenly there is this retard chugging his scooter down the road and I wake up to face reality again

Next thing to do at midnight is to study.Cram facts about science maths chinese and whatever into your brain.I rarely do that but sometimes a kick in the butt from the man upstairs gets me studying.The man upstairs= God, not the old coop who lives on the 19th floor.

For these few days at 2am I watch the World Cup. I see football giants like Italy, Portugal,England,Holland and Argentina winning matches, or just scraping through matches or I see Japan being owned by Australia 3-1. That's what you get for invading our country,defeats by the Allies.

Or I just stare into space, thinking about things that has made a huge impact on me the past few years. Things like fighting with people and I ponder, whether or not I started the fight and was it my fault. Things like disturbing Zi Wei, whether I should disturb him more or cease fire. Things like my gay results which may eventually kill me by the end of this year. Things like porn.=).Ok I'm joking.

I just found out I've written a long long post.Before I go, I want to type down the latest quote I've discovered

'HERE LOAD EM UP WITH THESE NEW WHAMMY SHELLS,THEY CAN BLOW A HOLE THROUGH AN ELEPHANT'S ASS'

Cheers.

There's a huge pandemic going on. So far, it has affected nearly 36 billion people,WORSE THAN THE BLACK DEATH OK.

Its called World Cup Fever.

Cheers.

Italy

Family, is that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape nor in our inmost hearts,ever wish to.

Family, is a group experience of love and support.

Family ,is a virtue and we can call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family.


Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.

I OWN A SHOP AT SAKS FIFTH AVENUE.

Roll roll roll a joint and twist it at the ends,light it up and take a puff and pass it to your friends.

Quoted by Tre Cool.

Coullies St Jaque,death on a leaf

Hello people.

We've got the indian man the penis, the chinese man bums and we also got the causcasian man's balls.