Right now it's 4.30am and by right my platoon is supposed to fall in in half an hour for morning PT.

BUT ITS SATURDAY MORNING AND MY SECOND LAST BOOK OUT HAHAHA FUCKING SUCK MY COCK FUCKING ARMY WHAT BARS AND CRABS WHATEVER FUCK CHEVRONS. Army SUCKS.

It's been two months since I last blogged. Two whole months. Must have been the longest hiatus I've ever had. So what has changed in 2 months? Probably nothing, except that I have no hair and have to wear green every weekday.

Army sucks. I miss everyone so much.