Hey people. Today I woke up at 10.30 and had sex with myself all the way till dinner. It was a boring day.

Hey people. Back to civilisation! Sec 3 camp wasn't too bad actually. Just that there were loads of houseflies on our food and we had to pee in the jungle with the fear of getting bites on our penises.

So there. Goodbye world

Everyone seems so sad nowadays. Sniffsniff.

Oh well on Saturday I had fun, so yeah. Cheers

ई हटे फुच्किंग हैर्चेच्क्स!

That shows my disgust for hairchecks, but oh well, I passed! I PASSED! YES!

Hey pals, this week so far has been sucky. Yesterday the haircheck was conducted and I failed.The teacher then told me to cut my tail off, and I did. So today he did the re-check, and, what the fuck I failed. I FAILED! And my back wasn't even touching the fucking collar! It's fucking unfair. So tomorrow I'm going back to look for him and if that "deng long" doesn't pass me I'm gonna call loads of witnesses to prove that I cut my hair, and make him eat his words.

Fucking shit

Hey prickies, today we went out, had loads of fun laughing and playing. Yeah we played "Master of Puppets" on our phones in public, like those sloppy people in slippers with their heads looking like a lion's mane! In other word, Ah bengs. So yeah, whoo! I'm addicted to metal! I'm the metal god! I'm made of steel! My rod is twice as durable as yours! I'm like colossus from the X-men! I'm immune to bullets! Shoot me people!

Oh, on a more serious note, there are streakers in Vivocity.Naked small boys with toothpicks running around on the rooftop where there are small pools.Amateur skinny dippers!

Hello people of the good nation! THERE'S A CRISIS GOING ON IN SCHOOL! APPARENTLY THERE'S A HAIRCHECK ON MONDAY! ALARM BELLS ARE GOING OFF IN OUR HEADS. FLEE!

Oh, we're going to recieve our papers back tomorrow. Hooray, I hope.

Oh, today was nothing much. Just finished my exams and went to watch Spiderman 3. To sum it up, TODAY IS A TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME DAY. IT"S OVER, THE MID YEARS ARE OVER. So I shall lock myself up in the room and shoot white ink all over the place, with my pen.I guess you feel the pleasure of after-exams when you have really devoted your time to studying for the past few weeks. Well, I daresay I have, I guess. Oh well fuck it! WHOOHOO!

FUCKING CHEM. I'M GONNA PWN IT TILL MY PENIS WEARS OUT FROM THE FRICTION. WATCH OUT FOR ALL YOUR WRECKED RECTUMS! I SHALL CHARGEEEE. CHARGEEE TO THE END. AND SO I SHALL FUCK ALL OF YOU. BITCHFACE! IM GONNA TEAR YOUR SCROTUM SACS.