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Friday, December 12, 2008

WOAH TAIWAN FUCKING COOL. I'm at a bookshop now reading some karma sutra position book in chinese. Wah damn nice. All the girls here all dress like ah lians but some damn hot can't take it need to jizz. I keep running into Lewis even though Taiwan is so fucking big, but NICEWHAT.

Nice.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

TODAY WAS THE ONE OF THE BEST DAYS I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.

So I went out with Aaron and Qi in the afternoon to walk around and talk cock, and Qi Ming bought a watch- how he got it was fucking retarded. Then later talked more cock, and I bade them farewell.

Met Chi Shun and the rest later to eat at Chomp Chomp then later when we were all fucking stuffed we went to some park nearby omg where the first time Brandan, Jw and I went out with girls in Pri 5. It really brought back loads of memories. HAHAH, fucked up memories actually, cause it was damn funny. Then later we sat in some spider web cage and I suggested to play wrestling.

THE BEST WRESTLING MATCH EVER. LIKE SOME FUCKING TAG TEAM 5 Vs 5 HAHAHA. Actually my own team turned on me also, then all fucking taupok me and tickle and shit and Jun Wen did Five Star Frog splash damn fucked up but NICEWHAT. Played Indian Poker later where we cockthrust Norman and did loads of retarded stuff. Hahah, good times, good times.

I will really miss all of you guys, you pricks are the best bunch of friends ever,well time really does fly so SEE YOU GUYS IN PROBABLY A MONTH'S TIME.

Bye.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

TOMORROW I AM OFF TO TAIWAN THEN 10 DAYS LATER TO SHANGHAI FOR A MONTH SO ADIOS ALL YOU FUCKERS.

This year I leave with mixed feelings. I am going to be missing alot of dudes like Aaron, Norman, Chi Shun, Brian, Wei Ping, Ahmad, Brandan, Qi Ming, Joseph, Jun Wen blahblahblah but then, I can't wait to fucking get out. It will be abit lonely in Shanghai but hey, I've got my family. SO NICENICENICE AND THERE IS ALSO H&M YES. Oh well in a few hours time I'm going out with Qi Ming and Aaron, and then meet up with the rest to have a farewell dinner, SO NICE WHAT.

ALSO WELCOME WEI PING BACK FROM HIS TRIP TO EUROPE THAT SONOFABITCH.

IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT I AM ON THE SAME FLIGHT AS LEWIS TO TAIWAN. HAHAHAHAHA he die.

Monday, December 08, 2008

PSP YES PSP I GOT PSP WITH A SHITLOAD OF GAMES INSIDE NICENICENICENICENICENICENICENICENICE I GOT STAR WARS LEGO II NICENICENICENICENICE I GOT DYNASTY WARRIORS NICENICENICENICENICENICENICE.

NICENICENICENICENICENICENICENICE.

Saturday, December 06, 2008

YEAH CYCLE CYCLE CYCLE CYCLE.

So today I went out to cycle at night with Ahmad and Brian. Actually we wanted to go deep into Peirce Reservoir but the gate was locked and it was dark beyond measure so none of us had the balls to cycle in. So we headed towards Yishun instead via Seletar Reservoir. Stoned at Mc's for awhile, read "Jamie at Home" and then cycled back. Halfway through my fucking pedal came out again. AGAIN, WITH A FUCKING NEW BICYCLE THAT I WENT TO EXCHANGE THE SPOILT ONE FOR. WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK ALEOCA ECON PRO BICYCLES. Anyway I managed to cycle back from Khatib to near Kebun Bahru before it actually dropped off, I wasn't fucking pissed, JUSSSSSSSSSSST. I was so angry that even my cock steamed.

Anyway tomorrow Brian and I are going to cook a feast for ourselves and Joseph! NICENICENICENICE, all recipes by "Jamie at Home", then soon I'll be leaving again, BUT I HAVE JUST FOUND OUT MAYBE I'LL BE GOING TO TAIWAN WITH LEWIS HAHAHAHAH. Omg I can touch him throughout the trip.

Fighting for a lost cause is stupid.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Hey people of the good nation! Well today we went for "Supermassive" and some of the bands there were seriously good with fucking good vocalists.

I have been going out everyday now that I can't remember what I have done, I even forgot whether I had eaten dinner for 2 consecutive days, I had to ask Brandan Chan. But I know one thing, I have been swimming very frequently, so I have become fucking tanned, like Van Daam colour.

Nehhhh what the fuck.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

NO MORE WORK





Yes this is Van Daam, I don't know how to spell la but he is the most nonsensical guy on earth.

" When girl first time right, when you put in, they hurry up ask you take out"

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

WORK IS RETARDED. Well because we have made friends with a group of Sri Lankans there and they are fucking full of shit. I only remember 3 of them though - Biat, Van Daam and Manga. All of them frequent Geylang every night so what the fuck man.

Anyway work is cool, but too bad tomorrow is the last day, but I am glad that it's over at last, because work is fucking hectic.

$ nice.