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Saturday, June 28, 2008

HAHA Aaron is full of shit la that versatile MMA fighter.

Friday, June 27, 2008



The resemblence is uncanny my friends, especially Norman's face.

Monday, June 23, 2008

SO TODAY WE WENT CYCLING, AROUND THE EAST SIDE OF SINGAPORE THAT IS. We cycled from Pasir Ris to Bedok and then back again, it was fucking draining.

AND BRANDAN SURVIVED A CAR CRASH.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Now that Prelims are over, I have been going out everyday! Town is getting pretty boring.

I've been feeling kind of nostalgic these past few days. I resolved to stop thinking about the past and stuff, and I did, for a period of time. But it keeps coming back again and again, walao makes me damn pissed! Fuck it anyway, it isn't important, it should never have been important to me.

Tomorrow I'm going to watch Don't Mess With The Zohan and on Monday we're gonna go cycling around Singapore!

BECAUSE I HAVE AN EXTRA WEEK OF HOLIDAY. TOO BADZ.

I must learn to let go.

Friday, June 20, 2008

PRELIMS ARE OVER! NOW WE CAN REST. FOR ONE FUCKING WEEK!

Anyway after the fucking A Maths paper today I went to town and then went to Esplanade to watch my long missed performances. The performances were great, and the girl who was performing was hot! ARGHHHZZZ!! Hah fucking Aaron that mofo kept staring at this "SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" girl during dinner. Terminal bastard.

Today was just like the sec 2 days. I fucking miss being a Sec 2.

Friday, June 13, 2008



HAHA FUCKING JOKE OF THE CENTURY

Thursday, June 12, 2008

"WHAT'S THIS, JUSTIN KOR WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z!?!?!?! JUSTIN YOU CHILDISH FUCK!"

But so what! Dragonball Z was my favourite when I was a kid! My watching of DBZ has NOTHING to do with insulting anyone, although people may think so otherwise. Here's a WHATEVAAAAAAAAAA to you mofos who think that way!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Actually Tay Ping Hui only has erectile dysfunction in the 9pm show, but its bad enough! Actually its even worse, you can't even perform the act at all! Your schlong just hangs there like a soggy fry when there's a damn hooooooottttttttttt girl,(Or guy if you're sexually-disorientated like Joshua Wu) waiting for you to shag her till neither party can take it. It's the worst thing that can ever happen to a guy! Omgzxzxzx!

Erectile Dysfunction is bad.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Studying at the dead of the night with Norman is no kick for a Super Saiyan like me! Norman give up. You can't match me, you're just a mere mortal waiting for your ass to be spanked.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

It's only 10 or so more days to the Prelims!

To think that at the start of Term 2 I thought I had time.

Monday, June 02, 2008

HAHAHAHA TAY PING HUI IMPOTENT LOL.

What would I do if I found out I was impotent? I think it will be the most fucked up thing that will ever happen to me. Honestly, God has given you your most powerful mechanism in your body and it has malfunctioned. Like quite no face! You're in bed enjoying the process of trying for a child and you realise you cannot! I think your manhood will shrink in embarrasment and hide behind its foreskin for fuck's sake. Okay this is getting a little too graphic but its true!!



Fucking best live performers in the world. Arghh fuck Mat Bellamy and his voice, out of this world. FUCKING ATMOSPHERE ARGHHH!!

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Aye people of the good nation! ITS ONLY 4 MORE MONTHS TO THE O LEVELS EXAMINATION, WHICH MAKES IN 120+ DAYS OR SO.

I WOULDN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ABOUT TYPING IT OUT IF IT DIDN'T ALARM ME, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING YET.

Anyway, I still remember last year or the year before I used to make many creative descriptions about male/female genitila. I miss those days, hence I shall try my very best to revive them. By the way there's chinese tomorrow.

I shall pon.