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Wednesday, November 24, 2004

BWAH...My results......BWHA

OKat.........gots me results todat....so...uh....yaerh.
English-A*
Chinese -A
Maths-A
Science-A
Higher Chinese-Merit
score:249.......plus the 2 marks from higher chinese...its 251

BWAh.....wonder y i did better then jun wen. Asked Mrs Goh.
She reckons i had all highs A....so....yearh....okat......... I won jw...
Mental Horny freak ..ain't that gh3y?


Monday, November 22, 2004

Cowboy...Cowboy
Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like Flynt
Buy an old drop top find a spot to pimp
And I'm a Kid Rock it up and down your bloc
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy yacht with a flag sayin' chillin the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the Tiajuana ...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid Rock and I'm the real mccoyAnd I'm headin' out west sucker...because I wanna be aCowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the Boone's Wine
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy babyI can smell a pig from a mile away
Yeah...Kid Rock...you can call me Tex
Rollin sunset woman with a bottle of Becks
Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass
And said,
Yeah this dick fits right in your ass
No kiddin, gun slingin, spurs hittin the floor
Call me Hoss, I'm the Boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I ain't right
I'm gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white
HUH
Cause chaos, rock like Amadeus
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like Lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they can't make us
Why they wanna pick on me...lock me up and stored away my keyI ain't no G, I'm just a regular failureI ain't straight outta Compton I'm straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor...drink like a Mick
My only words of wisdom are just, Radio EditI'm flickin my Bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin until it falls into motion
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Spend all my time at Hollywood and Vine
Cowboy
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy
Hollywood and Vine

this song sucks though....kid rock cowboy song from shanghai noon....the horny movie.
I liked it.

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Graduation

TodAe wuz graduation an then i went to sch and caused the last chaos ever for the year and my fren....uh....JEREMY.....said that jw wuz wearing panties and then he said he wouldn't be surprised that jw photo would b in ze newspaper 15 years down the road saying "EX-CAT HIGH BOY MOLESTS SEVERAL YOUNG GIRLS".....haiz....the jeremy abit sissy an he's a pure bred momma's boy......ok....then we designed some shit moronical prison wif tables and chairs and then ycc got trapped as the so called"HIGH SECURITY"prisoner and then he tried to crawl under the tables to escape and jy was like jumping on the tables like some fired up ass clown and left his slimy scrougy footprints on the badly scarred tables...dork.......ok...then we went to the hall and then i received an award for crappish service to the sch.....wif some other ppl....like hua peng and bryan lauw.............haiz......then later we went to the mama shop to buy instant noodles to eat an then we went to play basket baaaaaaalll ...we playedwif some sec boys and then we didn't have to do anything cuz its like they were havin a game of their own.......oh yeah.....haiz...gonna miss the sch and SOME teachers....but not ms ku hu resembles a giant squash exibit and some other teachers who should b sweeping the roads than teaching...ahhahaa...cannot b so bad....this is all for fun....gtg.....adios....no more champion at 9....haiz....

Friday, November 12, 2004

haiz...

Uh....ok...last nite i fell sick so i cannot go out todae...haiz...lol....hahaha.....last nite i watched Jurassic Park 3 and i saw dinos chompin ppl up an then at the last part the stupid assed brained raptor sniffed the woman so hard i could have sworn that it became allergic...hahaha...then tonite have bugs life so im gonna watch the show even though i watched it thousands of times an then i can see the fat caterpillar which is so obessed wif bein a BUTTERFLY that it used some leaves to get his fat body off the ground....an then it will sae....LOOK, I M FLYING!!!!!!BWAHAHAHA.....lol.....tweety bird would be squashed by that obese ass clown even though it eats worms......or caterpillars....haiz...ttfm....adios...zai jian

Thursday, November 11, 2004

uh......i dunno

Wahahahhaa........uh.......i dunno y i makin another post todae......uh.....ok....ok...ok..ok..ok..........hooray..tonite got jp3 an im gonna see ppl die in the hands....no ...mouths of huge dinos which resembles a hulkin ass freak wif footprints as large as an abnormal banana....hai.z.z.z..z.z.z......haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......silly old cow...........the udders no more milk liao.....(RACHEL AN CHERIE WOULD SAE:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)lol....haiz.....i am cow ..hear me moo...i weigh twice as much as u ...an i look gd on the bbq.........hahahahahaha...lol....yay...later goin cycling......dunno where.....haiz.....ope i see someone falling into tthe POnd.....lol.....my sister is a grumpy old grouch wif a temper rivalled to an old fraudy bull....she can go to spain an act like a bull larh....lol....adiosososososososos......i cannot sae bb in indian cuz the keyboard don have......haiz......

Mad insane dae

HAHA.......to dae wuz really an insanic dae.....even wif my usual standards.......which is totally madddddddd.......hahahahaha.....we went to wezt coast todae an it sure wuz fun........first we played soccer and i didn't hab to b keep cuz springs an bran were like two unmovable blocks defending the goal...an we won 9-7....yay.....then we went for mc's ...(hooray) at mcafe....(not hooray) an brandan an me bought passion fruit tea but it wuzn't sweet at all so both of us.....added sugar.....to our drink an it didn't dissolve cuz the drink wuz chilled...haiz...then jy told us to open our eyes an we saw sugar water an we poured it inside......ahhhhhhhh....betta.....haahaahaha...we oso helped our sch mate climb the jungle gym as he had a phobia for heights......idiot ass....he waz like a frumpled old cow that wuz climbin wif 2 legs only up the gym/......haiz....lol......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA............
lol.....uh.....yapeeeeee.......then we went back to sch an alan fought like some dehorned bull wif springs.....haiz....stupid gh3y ass......so long....ttfm.....adios....

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

BOOZA

Uh.....ok....did not updatteeeeeee me blog fot so long cuz i could not download my skin at all but now i can........ haiz....watched shark tale yesterdae...... kind of nice and since will smith wuz in it so all the rapping an talking were all inside.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lol.>>........ I FINALLY HAVE ME VEEEEEEEEERRRRY VEEEEERRRYYY OWN ROOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!hoRAT.....new room means no more crazy loony sista telling her frens her life story while its sleepy time.......aahahhahhahha (sister in a moronic monotonic voice:this is me life story....blah blah blah blah blah...i wuz chased into a garbage incinerator because my little brother set a goldfish on me wen i wuz 4 an he wuz 2 and it flopped around like somekind of mad beanbag and so i wuz chased into the incinerator and thankfully the goldfish got incinerated....blah blah blah....yeah....my brother sucks cuz his name is justin and it sounds like he eats tin cans E-V-E-R-Y-D-A-E.......)...haiz....life goes on an now i can snore like a log an sleep like a log.....Buh Vra BOOm...........haiz....hahahahahaa ............ttfm .....ta ta for now.....so long....adios......selamat jalan whatever.......