Hey prickos, today is the birthday of my good pal Aaron Chen,so happy birthday prickie.Your time in this world is running out. May you enjoy eternal sex and jizz all over the place.

Cheers.

Hey pricks, friday we had our sports night, and Edward house has a chance of becoming the overall champs. Thank God, after like getting last in everything. Today I went to Marcus's house where we did our project and had lots of fun, so yeah, the month is ending. Time really flies and there's a fucking haircheck tomorrow

Hey pals, yesterday was my nationals and sadly speaking I did not do a good job at all. Fuck man.That's the result of bowling with Gregory Sim. We did not work well together and after every shot he missed, he would kick the floor. So all I did was to ask him to relax. That's all.

Anyway thurs is the doubles and thankfully I'm bowling with Shawn Woo, but I rather bowl with Brandan Chan, I think our coach has mixed all of us up. Bowling with Brandan Chan is supposed to be the best combination, but well, he's stuck with Greg Sim, and our coach said our pairings were according to our best combinations.

Yeah, bowling with Greg Sim was indeed the best combination.Fucking penis

Hey folks! 15 years ago on this day, I was a few hours old, lying in a cot,my mind new and innocent. 15 years on, I'm sitting in front of the computer, blogging, and my mind now, sadly, is corrupted, but hey, that's what being 15 is all about, YOU GET HORNIER. Yes baby...and so its my birthday today.

A big thank you to all the well wishers, I love all of you.

Cheers, and tomorrow is the start of my nationals. What a right timing, I'm officially 15 starting 19th March.

Hey pals. I just found out some devastating news. My doubles partner for Nationals is, Gregory Sim. Fucking penis. Out of all people, I get one that commentates for every shot I bowl and upon meeting me, says "Hello Justin Kor" Well, I think he thinks my surname is cool. Fucking sonofabitch!

I'm feeling frustrated, so I'm going to rape my neighbour's dog.Adieu

Hello folks! After yesterday's incident, I started paying closer attention to my personal hygiene.So yes,I will never have body odour.

Anyway today I had maths remedial,followed by going to Joshua's house to play gay wrestling, in which he totally pwned me.Yes then I went home and grabbed my stuff and headed back to school for my chinese oral. I shall skip talking about chinese oral, because it was downright depressing. So later I meet Aaron and Dom together with Jackson Qi and Clavance. We went to Sweelee and there was this sonofabitch hogging the amps. So I got really bored. In the end,the guitar bastards played their guitars and I was sitting on the floor napping.

After that Jackson Qi and Clavance left and it was only 3 of us lonely retards.After talking cock, Dom left and it was back to Aaron and me.Fuck man.So we went to Macs first, then to 7-11 where we bought some stuff and went to Esplanade. We talked alot of cock there too, and soon we went home, and I reached home at 10.30.

So yeah, that pretty sums up my Tuesday of 13th March 2007. Yes ok Valerie you are tall.I'm waving my underwear in surrender. Spare me!

Cheers my precious little gems

Hey folks. It's the start of the March holidays! Whoohoo! Except there is nothing to be cheerful about.There are rememdials and trainings almost everyday.What's more, it only lasts a week.I very much rather the June holidays.

Anyway today after training I went to Northpoint with Brandan to eat lunch.After that I went home. When I was on the bus going home, two women boarded the bus. They looked like Chinese nationals to me. Not the fair skinned, so called "demure" look,but rather, they were really dark skinned and they looked like they haven't bathed in months.Anyway I was unfortunate enough to have them sit in front of me, and boy, did they bloody stink. They were talking as if there was an airplane taking off beside the bus.It was so loud, and I didn't have my MP3. I tried to hold every breath as long as possible, and whenever I took a whiff, it smelled like onions gone bad.They stinked up the whole bus. Every passenger I could see was in discomfort.

So they were talking loudly and laughing,the only ones having a great time. Suddenly, one of them started touching the other one,and they were squeezing each other's breasts and whatnot.I was so stunned all I did was fucking stare. If they were 2 really hot girls, my manhood would have pitched a huge tent in my pants,but no!They were not.So when I saw them doing all these stuff, my rod sagged like a soggy fry.It was downright disgusting.

After like 10 minutes, they finally got off the bus, and I could have sworn I heard everyone sigh in relieve.Well, I was most relieved, as I had a first class view of it, while the other lucky bastards sat far away.

What a sight.

=)

Hello folks, as the March holidays approaches, it marks 3 months together with my new class.Overall, I think my class can kiss ass and drink my wonderful jizz. Except for some people like Terence, Springsfield and some other people. Besides that,the class is equivalent to shit.There is no bonding,no cooperation and worst of all, some people are fuckin backstabbers.Suck your dick and after that throw acid at it

So much for class 3-7.At least we have good teachers.

Hello people. Today at about 11am when I was humping my laggy com to make it go faster my mum suddenly asked " Hey did you feel the quake?" I went " Huh what quake". Suddenly, I recieved an SMS from my Dad saying there were 2 earthquakes in Sumatra and whether we felt the quake. I was oblivious to the whole thing,even my sister felt the quake. My nervous system must be detiorating! Oh no! I hope my most sacred part of my whole body doesn't go numb in the next 5 years, or I won't fully experience the joy of human life and that is to, well,

to each his own opinion of what we live for.

So later I met Jackson, Qi and Aaron and this is the last time I'm going to eat expensive food. I'm converting back to Mac's, you bastards!

Cheers.

Hello people today I went out with Aaron and Brian. We went to mass at 9am with Brian oversleeping as expected. So later we met him and we went to Far East. From there we took a train to City Hall where Qi Ming smsed us saying he couldn't come.It was such a big blow.=( But anyway we went to Davies where Brian bought another toy then to Sweelee. Yes.

After camping at a Mac's shack for 2 hours. Brian left and it was only me and aaron. I felt I was acting out the play in Brokeback Mountain, but we walked and talked cock. Ate dinner at Marina Square and for the first time in our poor lives we spent cash on non fast food. After that we talked bout lots of things and at around 10.30 we left for home sweet home. After 13 hours.We ate like hungry apes by the way.

AND TO SUM IT ALL UP I HAVE NO SCHOOL TMR!

Hello folks my 2 year old cousin destroyed my genitals today! She stepped on them when I was lying on the floor. I was writhing around in pain and shock. I needed CPR.

Looks like my family jewels are mangled, but I'm still horny and very much alive! So WATCH OUT MEN!

Hello people! Its the first day of March. We should all be happy=D. SMILE.

Anyway today it was a boring day and after school I headed down to Novena with Aaron and Qi Ming and saw Velocity. So many new shops. Whoohoo, and I've got cash to spend, so eat this you retards!

Last week of school's coming up and I've got E-learning on Mon-Wed thus NO SCHOOL! I feel that God is finally showering his blessings upon me.Let it rain more.