HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD. ALOT OF FUCKED UP THINGS HAVE HAPPENED THESE FEW WEEKS,YET I'VE MANAGED TO STAY POSITIVE. SPRINGSFIELD ONG TOLD ME THAT THESE KIND OF PEOPLE ARE USUALLY HAPPY ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT IN THEIR HEARTS THEY'RE SO FUCKING SAD.

HE SAYS THAT USUALLY THESE PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE. HOWEVER, SPRINGSFIELD ONG YOU'RE SO FUCKING WRONG IF YOU THINK I'M GONNA END MY LIFE.

SO WHAT IF SHIT HAPPENS. TAKE IT IN YOUR STRIDE, YOU SONOFABITCHZX!

I have yet to enjoy sex.
I have yet to experience mid life crisis.
I have yet to bomb Joshua's home.